Scrappy Clitorati
$750.00
Impeccable in fit and finish – this covered Top Hat is tailored millinery at its finest. Couture craftsmanship with an irreverent eye for design is the hallmark of Renata’s Top Hats. Wired, boned, blocked and lovingly cajoled into existence this offering is as wearable as it is a collectible classic.
Hundreds of little triangles were cut to create the ‘scrappy’ fabric used for the side crown and under brim – so much texture! Photo transfers complete the story.
Details
This hat fits a 22.5 inch (57cm) head. The size can be adjusted up or down slightly but never fear if you are cranially endowed a custom size can be discussed.
Hat Thoughts
Feeling HYSTERICAL? the ‘doctor’ is in. The illuminati has nothing on us – prepare for the rising of the CLITORATI!
Who doesn’t need more pockets! Your hat comes complete with a secret pocket – a place to pop your little cash stash, your thoughts and that little rock to throw at whatever glass ceiling is in your way. I like to think of it as your ‘subversive starter pack’ – enjoy!
Amazing that when you purchase a custom 3D printed clitoris it comes with its own hat. The clitoris is attached to a hat pin so can be removed as you may need to give someone an anatomy lesson…
Round and round we go – this Top Hat looks great from all angles! Look fabulous coming and going and rest assured this hat will make your ass look great!